Hi everyone,
Buddy here ... you know the cute adorable new kid on the block? Sorry, none of us have been in touch for a while - but parents decided to lock office doors while they were at work so we couldn't use the computers. Luckily, they forgot today so here I am!
Actually I'm a little worried - I think I may have gone a little too far yesterday. I went hunting across in the vacant block and brought my prize home - and up over the side fence, onto the back veranda - all still wriggling and about 80cm of it!! I was SO proud of myself!
However, that's when things got to be a bit of problem - once Mum got through screaming, I had the back door slammed in my face - and she phoned Aunty Deb and said I could go live with her and she didn't care if the dogs ate me, in fact, she hoped they did! She was pretty damn upset, I can tell you.
Dad grabbed a big stick and hit my prize over the head a few times till it stopped wriggling - then he threw it in the garbage bin. Then we all ended up inside with the doors locked - but Mum wouldn't have anything to do with me. She called me a damn furry red *****! She's still mad at me even now - and she's not leaving back doors open either, even if we're outside.
I can't help thinking I might have made a teeny little bit of a mistake!
