The woman is crazy!

Hey Guys, Smitty here.  

Now I am behaving like Hugs...but I think she is crazy, finally flipped out is what I think!  

She has spent weeks if not months telling me not to go over the fence as I would get caught by cat eating dogs - hmpf, as if I can't look after myself!  Although, I have to admit, she had a point.... the hounds from next door missed me by that much last week - in fact, I think I lost some fur from my tail, they were that close.  Probably only got away with it because I have a stumpy tail.

Now what happens?  She has put two damn dogs in my backyard!!!  Barking, teeth and all.
I have to ask myself, is she trying to tell me something here??  Because if so, just say it already woman - don't try and feed me to the hounds.